Taunts

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Taunt

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Belly's gonna get ya!

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How did YOU fit into a microw fighter?!

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Yo mamas so fat, when I climbed up on top of her, I burned my ass on the lightbulb.

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Well sorry children but taking elephant DNA just aint right.

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Yo mamas so hairy, she has afros on her nipples.

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Ohh, well there aint nothing worse than geting drunk and waking up next to a pig. Or a fat elephant.

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And now ladies and gentlemen LETS GET READY TO RUMBBBBLLLLLEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

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I'll be back

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Running away wont save ya

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Any more impudence and it will be your head on the block

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When 900 years old you reach look as good you will not hmmm?

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This will eat you all with nasty big pointy teeth

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I do not think you realise the gravity of your situation.

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I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick butt, and I'm all outta bubble gum

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Your mother was a hamster and your father smells of elderberry!

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War is much more fun when your winning!

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Does this mean were not friends anymore?

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You were good kid, real good. But as long as I'm around you'll always be second best.

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This is where you pucker up and kiss my butt.

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You go to hell! You go to hell and you die!

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F'nar!

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I'm afraid I'm gonna have to kill you now

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Ok, now that was uncalled for

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You have been deemed worthy of my attention

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You don't like me much, do you?

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This is where you kiss it goodbye

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You're so annoying!

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I will swat you like the fly you are!

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You talking to me? You talking to ME?

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Can't we all just get along?

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Think you're lucky, Punk? Well do ya?!

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Oh pants!

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You're so sexy when you're mad..

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One lump or two?

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Your bullets cannot harm me, my wings are like a shield of steel

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I.. I... I'm gonna kill you!

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Is that it?

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I am the Alpha and the Omega

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How about we just kill each other?

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So much for foreplay!

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What's up, Doc?

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Why God? Why!?

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Cute, real cute

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You're dead!

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I just got this re-sprayed!

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Beg! I like it when they beg!

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You've been very naughty, haven't you?

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Like that, eh?

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Show us ya bra!

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You're going home in a Tibran Ambulance!

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Stop trying to hit me, and HIT ME!

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To be or not to be...KILLED...that is the question

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If you wanna ROCK, listen to music next time

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Don`t feel bad. A lot of people have no talent!

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Mess with the best, die like the rest

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I love you

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I love you more

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The wheel is still turning but the hamster is long gone

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Bring it!

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SPOOOOOOOOON!!

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Hey! You splattered my sidekick all over your windshield! That does it!

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I was told to shoot you, so I did!

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Be honoured, you are top of our target list

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Your ancestors must number in the millions. Hard to believe that that many people are responsible for producing you.

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Who's your daddy!

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If I want a rival, it's not gonna be some geeky little kid with a glass head!

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Can I ignore you some other time?

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Don't even think about it

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Screw you, I'm going home

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...and where do you think you're going?

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You could have taken my eye out with that!!!

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Nobody expects the Ajaxian inquisition!

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Now go away, before I taunt you a second time

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RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!

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Hello. Um... can we have your liver please?

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Bite me

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My ship has red racing stripes and is therefore much faster than yours.

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See now? Size *does* matter!

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When you're a god you don't have to have reasons

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This is an official taunt, consider yourself taunted!

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Hey Ace, you got anymore of that gum?

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You stole my logo! You'll pay for your unoriginality!

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I didn't like that ship too much anyway!

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hahaha, that tickles!

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You still want to kill me? Don't mind if I kill you first?

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I'm gonna kill you!.....later.....

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Can you hold still for a moment? I'm trying to aim

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You look so cute, when you're a bunny...

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Moo

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Whoops, sorry, finger slipped!

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Bye Bye

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Didn't put up much of a fight did you?

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Coming back for more?

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Level 1 seems to love you huh?

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I am the prosecutioner!

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Bunny Hunter!

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My homeworld may be dead, but I'm certainly not

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Buckle your seatbelt Dorothy, 'cause Kansas is going bye bye!

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Don't ya just love repair ships

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You call that a pile of scrap

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Look at your own bra

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The day I go home in a tibran ambulance is the day you get your first kill

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When I said let the fat lady sing you were more then I expected

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AHHHHH!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!

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All your base are belong to us

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Patience is a virtue, you must not be too virtuous

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Thanks for the scrap

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Thanks for contributing to my cruiser account!

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Stop shooting at me! I'm not the LC!!

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You look homesick, let me help you get there a little faster!

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Fear my scaly wrath

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BOTHERED!!!

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Bloody hit ME, I am the LC!!!

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Level up so they stop calling me a bunny hunter

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Ni!

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You are fighting for the biggest nothing in history.

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Ha Ha Ha

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What are you going to do? Bleed on me?

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Of all the sectors in all the world, you have to random into mine...UNLUCKY

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Lost again?

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Random hypers are like junk food - you know they're bad for you, but you just can't resist

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Give me one good reason why I shouldn't kill you

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You'll miss me when I'm gone

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How can I miss you when you won't go away?

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Don't upset me, I'm running out of places to hide the bodies

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Our LC said something about a NAP, but I'm not tired

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I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person

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It may look like our Scan Tower is destroyed, but in fact we're just that much further ahead of you in cloaking technology

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:-P

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DON'T PANIC

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I'll be back. With a tri-NAP.

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Where is your cloak button now ?

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How do you like them apples?

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No soup for you!

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You lucky lucky bastard!

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You snooze, you lose!!!

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Don't let the door hit you on your way out

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Go seal, clap for your fish!

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Buy me a drink

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Look behind you! Surprise it is my full combat cloaker :P

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How do you stop a Ajaxian Cruiser ? Shoot the guy pushing it.

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The bor way of fighting: bore your enemy to death.

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I am not a chicken, I just accidentally hypered out.

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Don't drink and fly.

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I spend my sleep tick with your sister.

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Keep jumping.

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You've just made a powerful enemy.

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With attacks like that, have you considered a career as a repper?